With a minister as the chief guest a game of kabaddi begins.

The winning team tells the losing side, “Arey mardon jaisa khelo!”

This does not go well with one of the players of the losing side.

He springs into action chanting, “condom, condom,” even as the opposite team stands stunned.

Standing defeated, the captain of the opposite team raises an objection on the use of the term.

The winner’s parrot urges him to utter the word but he stays mum.

The winner asks the beaten fellow, “Hum mard nahin bolenge toh aur kaun bolega?”

He declares: “Mard bano, khul ke baat karo, kyun ki jo bola wohi Sikandar.”

The ad ends as the minister’s wife urges him, “Aap bhi boliye na.”