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![]() Just as a girl stands gazing at a guy, her friend comes and warns, “short-term investment hai.” |
![]() A woman in a hospital tells a lady that she’s expecting twins. |
![]() In reply, the lady asks, “do-do asset manage karne padenge?” |
![]() "Bottom line ka kuch karo," says an instructor of a gym pointing at the protruding tummy of a bulky fellow. |
![]() Short of cash to buy an expensive shirt, a man tells his wife, “liquidity kam hai.” |
![]() Trying to sell off an uninviting house to a customer, a property dealer tells him, "face value pe mat jaaiye. Andar se mast hai." |
![]() Getting a samosa for four people, a waiter wonders, “ek samosa, chaar log, mutual fund hai kya?” |
![]() VO: "Suna? Saara India bol raha hai investment ki bhaasha. Kisne sikhaayi? UTI Mutual Fund." |
![]() Super: Mutual Fund investments are subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully before investing. |