Just as a girl stands gazing at a guy, her friend comes and warns, “short-term investment hai.”

A woman in a hospital tells a lady that she’s expecting twins.

In reply, the lady asks, “do-do asset manage karne padenge?”

"Bottom line ka kuch karo," says an instructor of a gym pointing at the protruding tummy of a bulky fellow.

Short of cash to buy an expensive shirt, a man tells his wife, “liquidity kam hai.”

Trying to sell off an uninviting house to a customer, a property dealer tells him, "face value pe mat jaaiye. Andar se mast hai."

Getting a samosa for four people, a waiter wonders, “ek samosa, chaar log, mutual fund hai kya?”

VO: "Suna? Saara India bol raha hai investment ki bhaasha. Kisne sikhaayi? UTI Mutual Fund."

Super: Mutual Fund investments are subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully before investing.