Rahul Jauhari
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Liftman's Log (1.04)

8am

Saturday! Should be an easy day :-)

8.10am

Looks like the agency weirdos didn’t go home last night.

8.11am

They’re not going home tonight either.

It’s that pitch thing.

Now I’ll have to work through Sunday. Damn.

2pm

Today’s Learning:

A pitch is a swayamvar where one seth invites many agencies.

All agencies do some naach-gaana.

The seth applauds all the different naach-gaanas but picks the cheapest one.

The agency behind the cheapest one is declared the winner of the pitch.

(Chalu cheez, this seth. Mixes business with pleasure!)

3.30pm

These weirdos eat more during a pitch.

That’s the fifth time the pizza chap delivered.

7pm

Beedi smoking bhaiyya was cribbing to the 17th floor chicklet.

Seems he was given a ghatiya brief.

Weird. Why are they handing out chaddis in office?

10pm

Chicklet gave me a glass of tea.

Sweet girl.

Must not call her chicklet any more.

1am

So what if she gave me tea?

How can she hang around with a guy who gets chaddis in office?

Chicklet! Chicklet! Chicklet!

2am

Power cut.

(I can get some sleep now)

Hope this lasts.

(Serves them right)