Rahul Jauhari
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Liftman's Log (1.05)

8.30am

So the pitch is today.

8.45am

Beedi-smoking-bhaiyya hasn't gone home in 3 days.

And he smells awful.

Guess three days without bathing does this to you.

9.30am

Blackberry Babu just walked in.

Dressed like it's someone's wedding.

9.35am

Chicklet is looking very nice today.

Acchi dress pehni hai :-D

Seth to poora impress ho jayega…

9.40am

If beedi-smoking-bhaiyya opens his mouth once more I will slap him.

Whole lift is full of his saans ki badboo.

Aren't these weirdos allowed to brush in office?

9.50am

They just left.

Blackberry Babu and Desi Dude with 2 chicklets.

Laptop-shaptop included.

I think beedi-smoking-bhaiyya is pissed.

He wanted to go as well but Blackberry Babu said he wasn't dressed for the occasion.

Poor fellow. He should have brushed.

11am

The guys from the 17th floor agency also just left.

I am sure they are both pitching for the same seth.

12.30pm

It is so nice and quiet.

I'm loving it.

2pm

Wonder how the seth ka swayamvar went?

3pm

They are back.

3.02pm

Blackberry Babu says they will get the seth's business.

His gut says so.

4pm

The 17th floor lot just got back.

They say they will get the seth's business.

Their gut says so.

6pm

Headed home. Finally.

If these weirdos pitch over a weekend again, I will quit this job.

My gut says so.