Rahul Jauhari
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Liftman's Log (1.09)

9am

Missed me? You did no? No?

9.05am

Ye saali naukri hi aisi hai. No one cares.

10.30am

Ye 17th floor waali chicklet ko kya ho gaya?

She is looking like Kareena today...

11.15am

Ye 16th floor waali chicklet ko kya ho gaya?

She is looking like Bipasha today...

11.45am

Ye saari chicklets ko kya ho gaya hai???

Koi party hai kya?

1pm

Spoke to supervisor.

Now I know.

Remember I told you about that scam thing?

That annual daru party in Goa?

Well, that time of the year has come.

And it seems the chicklets are preparing for it in advance.

Arre wahi waxing-shaxing, parlour-varlour.

Weirdos hai na. That is why.

2pm

Supervisor has explained again.

He says it will be very hot in Goa.

So the chicklets go to parlour to get sun-protection.

They will have to roam around under the hot sun for hours.

Bechari.

4pm

Sun-protection?

The way beedi-smoking-bhaiyya was looking at 16th floor chicklet, I think they will need men-protection.

6pm

What goes of my father?

7pm

7/10...8/10... 8.5/10...9.5/10...8.7/10.....

8pm

Sigh.

Why can't someone take me to Goa as well?

Hai koi?